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TOY: The answer



Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and  Uncle Sam are out 
walking  together one day. They come across a lantern and  a
 Genie pops out of it. 
 
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's > three wishes 
total," says  the Genie. 

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a > farmer, and
 my  son will  also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile  in Canada." 

 With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land  in Canada
 was  forever  made fertile for farming. 

 Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want  a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or  Americans can come 
into our  precious state." 

 Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'  there was a 
 huge wall  around Afghanistan. 

 "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks,  "I'm very 
curious. Please  tell me more about this wall."  
 The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000  feet high, 500 
feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing  
can get in or out --- virtually impenetrable." 

 "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."